ODIN GEORG hate the daylight!
Estonian natural, ODIN was living out of 1979 Honda hatchback on a diet of Vodka and old sausage parts found in back of train station. ODIN was weak in both mind and in abdomen! His miserable sustenance? Only 2 STONE in weight!
ODIN put faith in elders buried in cold Latvian soil and soon met Luge super-star MüllerCize It! spokespersons GUNTRAM MÜLLER...
With miracles in natural fitness technique ODIN able to become luge fitness spokespersons himself! Now ODIN makes demonstration of MüllerMaster! Luge fitness machine! Using high technology learnings from famed Romainian engineer BAKLAV GOITSIGER one fitness cycle with MüllerMaster Luge emulator equal to torque of 6 harnessed oxen!!! T.G.I.F.!!!
Be as ODIN and DO NOT HATE THE DAYLIGHT! |